MSNBC - Evolution, 'intelligent design' share deskspace: "Charles Darwin, squeeze over. The school board in this small town in central Pennsylvania has voted to make the theory of evolution share a seat with another theory: God probably designed us.
If it survives a legal test, this school district of about 2,800 students could become the first in the nation to require that high school science teachers at least mention the 'intelligent design' theory. This theory holds that human biology and evolution is so complex as to require the creative hand of an intelligent force."

Please allow me to translate: The American science curriculum is too difficult for [sic] stupid Bush Monkeys to grasp. In order for "science" to be understood (unrelated, of course, to academic achievements and global science merits therein) the Dover school board is leading the way to dumbing down science into a last-weekend's-Sunday-School review course. Seriously, why bother LEARNING in a HIGH SCHOOL when you already know the answer to every single question (sort of like cheating) and that the answer is simple: God. Of course, the discussion as to whether supernatural beings and intelligent persons like gods even exist is an entirely separate question.
This leaves only one solution: allow the school board to allow this curriculum change... and that will then bolster the fact that God exists, that it is "scientific fact" in 3 months, and would ultimately justify going to war against Muslims and non-believers of God. This would be the first major step to trounce scientists worldwide into doubting their own intelligence, which would spur the space-travel age for non-Creationists to leave the planet Earth forever.
FUCK CREATIONISM! It's nothing but hooky "science".