MSNBC - Does Pretzel Look Like Mary And Jesus?: "Crysta Naylor and her mom, Machelle, are convinced the salty snack looks like the Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus.
The Naylors found the alleged icon in a bag of Rold Gold Honey Mustard Pretzels.
'We both kind of looked at each other at the time she brought it out and she turned it around and when she turned it around I said, 'that looks like the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus' and she said, 'that's what I think, Mom,'' said Machelle Naylor.
She and her daughter Crysta researched the bible after finding the pretzel and discovered mustard seeds, honey and even pretzels are mentioned in the texts."
SHUT THE HELL UP!!! You are a bunch of freaky spiritual morons to even contemplate that a misformed Rold Gold Pretzel has any religious undertones! What's more is that you guys are actually trying to SELL IT on eBay!!! Man, go kill yourselves and stop procreating; that's an ORDER FROM God!!!